Merikuh.
Location: PDX Airport
Crime: Hmmm, where to begin? How about the clear plastic stripper heels and the ill-fitting leopard print mini dress paired with some sort of boho purse.
I do however respect her ability to both walk in those heels and pack lightly. Light packing has never been my thing.
Location: La Buca on E Burnside. Crime: Sad to say my little bro thought this was acceptable footwear for his bday dinner. Le sigh.
Location: Por Que No? SE Hawthorne
Crime: Ill-fitting jorts, tube socks, tennis shoes and crunchy curls.
*BFF Fanny and I could hardly contain ourselves, let alone stop staring at the poor, oblivious girl.
